Friday, July 21, 2006

If The Guy Sitting Next To Me At The Office Uses The Ebaumsworld Schwarzenegger Soundboard One More Time I Will Harvest His Body For Blood Plasma

Blood plasma is not even that valuable. That isn't the point, however. The point is to bring an end to this interminable stream of internet related tomfoolery. Yes, I've seen that commercial where the guy gets crushed by the tree. Yup, I also read cnn.com today. And thank for your amazing anecdotes, such as, "oh I never carry umbrellas. It's just water!" Yes. Quite. And this is just Italian silk.

"Who are you, and what does your daddy do?"
"I'm a cop!"
"Rubber baby buggy bumper!"

Right.

That's it.

Anyone need 8 quarts of blood plasma?

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