This one will actually require a lot of practice and time spent looking in a mirror. Other than that, however, it is very straightforward.
Step 1: Keep Your Eyebrows in Constant Motion
Things to experiment with are raising one eyebrow independant of the other, moving the entire brown up and down, alternatively raising eyebrows then furrowing eyebrows, (difficult) having only one eyebrow in constant motion. This last one, though very tricky, is extremely effective. People will not be able to carry on a conversation with you, and, as long as you successfully complete step 2, they will not have the nerve to confront you about it.
Step 2: Keep the Rest of Your Face Perfectly Still
This is the really difficult part. I suggest practicing in a mirror. A good way to increase face elasticity, which is necessary to accomplish this, is strong regimen of facial exercises, including, but not limited to: facial massages; attaching weights to your earlobes and spinning in circles; alternatively plunging your face into liquid nitrogen and a raging fire (this will help the rate of expansion / contraction of your skin); tanning; being rigorously beaten around the face and neck with a wooden paddle. I suggest experimenting with several; you'll find your own comfort zone.
Remember, keep a straight face. Any giggles and all of a sudden you will be perceived as someone not with an unenviable facial tic, but rather for the psychotic that you actually are.
Cheers!
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