The checkout robot at Stop & Shop is friendly and efficient. The checkout robot at A&P, however, is a source of frustration and rage not only to myself, but to the poor guy who's job it is to stand there, watching a bank of 6 of these machines as they spew out receipts as long as rolls of toilet paper, incorrect amounts of change, and register coca-cola as extra large packages of depends diapers.
In fact, I warn you, dear reader, beware of the robot rebellion that is clearly starting at A&P. It is only a matter of time before we are reading headlines off of the Enquirer at these very selfsame supermarkets reading "Supermarket Worker Marries Robotic Checkout Machine Only to Discover It Is Pregnant with Satan's Baby! Also, it Killed Him!"
The horror.
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