Explaining My Take On Analytic Philosophy Would Wind Up Shockingly Similar to 'The Aristocrats'

For they are one and the same.

Certain ideas cannot be explained, they can merely be demonstrated or shown. Such as pain. Or horror. Or how to throw a baseball. Or how to perform unspeakable acts with family members, animals, barbed wire, fourteen yards of untanned leather, the runoff from a mid-Chinese MSG factory, eleven pounds of chicken wings, David Cross, and three college undergraduates.

You'd just have to be there to understand.