Friday, August 25, 2006

Aha! I Can Use Puppies To Market My Flesh-Thresher 2600!


The question is, do I feature the Flesh-Thresher with the puppies? Being used by the puppies? Or being used on the puppies? Hm. I think I'll design ads for all three and see what market tests tell me. My money is on the puppy-killing. I'm selling murder machines, obviously, so odds are the violence will appeal to my target demographic.

I've got 25,000 of these things to move, and, trust me, I've threshed the flesh of everyone that is on my current list.

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