Congratulations, 1000th visitor! You should be overjoyed at winning the Eternity of Unimaginable Suffering contest, which I now realize you might not even have been aware of! Well, needless to say, it is quite an honor, and, you, as my 1000th visitor, have the pleasure of enduring it! I've traveled the four corners of the planet, even transgressed the boundaries of space and time to find the most vile minds in the universe. They have the sole charge of setting their ungodly minds to the task of ensuring that you, for the rest of eternity, will be in states of pain and suffering that simply defy the bounds of the human mind.
Also, here is a $9.95 voucher to Denny's that arrived in the mail with my newest Torturemonger's Bi-Annual Digest. Enjoy!
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