Are You Constantly Irritable?

Do you find yourself angry, always ready to snap? Do you wake up each morning with a sense of pervading misery that follows you around all day? Do you find that every social situation you enter becomes tense, combative, and downright nasty?

You might be an asshole!

PharmexCo has recently developed a new treatment for people just like you. If you find that you suffer from the common symptoms of being an asshole, such as constantly arguing about everything, being embittered and snide, and making other people feel like shit to try and give a boost to your damaged sense of self esteem, then talk to your doctor about PharmexCo's new treatment: A Solid Punch Right In The Goddamn Mouth™.

A Solid Punch Right In The Goddamn Mouth™ has been proven to help assholes calm the fuck down, making them, and, more importantly, everyone around them, a hell of a lot happier.