Thursday, August 24, 2006

Why I Am Not An Academic / I Am A Planet


Fun bunch, those astronomers. Quoted from an NY Times Article:

''It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist,'' she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

Boy oh boy. Fun fun fun!

On another note, I am shocked and appaled at the International Astronomers Union for not consulting me on this one. As a result, I intend to change the fine structure constant just enough to increase the density of matter so that all the planets in the solar system will crash into the Sun. The Lord of the Underworld deserves a planet in his name, or no one does.

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