Recently, a friend of mine and I, while playing Civilization III (dare you mock me? I will destroy you) have perfected the American Tactic. It goes something like this.
Step One: Identify foreign nation in precarious security situation, rife with longstanding cultural tensions. It is best if they already hate you.
Step Two: Invade.
Step Three: Systematically destroy all infrastructure and economy.
Step Four: Success.
We already have applied it great in Iraq. And in Vietnam. Also, Korea. Also, Panama. Only problem is that, you know, instead of being able to steal the Warrior Code or Pottery, we just killed a lot of people.
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