Saturday, May 06, 2006

I Will Sell You Back Your Kidney For $70,000



Yes, it is your kidney. Yes, I did take it from you. What I would be more concerned about at the moment, however, is that you need it a hell of a lot more than I do. Hey, for seventy grand, I'll even stick it back in for you. So, you know, feel free not to buy your kidney back from me, but I am thinking you are going to be wanting it next time you, you know, need to process something in your bloodstream, or, say, urinate. Also, in the nearer term, I'd suggest you stuff some compacted and cleaned medical cotton into that wound, and try to consume a lot of fluids.

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