Seriously. All Cary Elwes had to do to overpower him, as he himself lay incapacitated and motionless on a bed, was threaten him with unimaginable pain and a life of suffering. The Prince literally had a sword at his throat after he himself had personally tortured Cary Elwes extensively only moments prior. Such men are not fit to rule kingdoms. I mean, if every time someone threatened me with a lifetime of suffering I ran to the mountains, by now I would be a hermit living naked in the bottom of a mudpit somewhere in rural Nepal, surviving off of dirt and rainwater.
Like the Teddy Bear said, "Talk softly and carry a big stick." Only I've amended that to, "Constantly scream at the top of your lungs while walking in front of a hoard of zealot followers pledged to die at your command while personally wielding the control buttons to no less than three doomsday devices at any time." I think that one works just a little bit better than Teddy's.
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