Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I Am Guilty!


I am guilty for many reasons. I am white, for one. Also, I have a penis. Are these facts not enough to condemn me!? It certainly seems to be the case, regardless of any actual activities I might engage in. And rightly so! For is it not true that by the very fact I may one day wield political power, nay, power of any sort, that truly incriminates me?

Now, if you will excuse me, I think I will go water my flowers.

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