And I Declare Unto Ye, Oh Choir, That Which You Already Agree With / A Reaction to My School's Paper

And take heed unto my words, words which you yourselves would probably shout at me were you standing on this very selfsame soapbox. Let us all rejoice in our common opinion, questioning it not at all, instead, demonstrating to ourselves how right we are. And then we shall host the award show, whereupon we will grant unto ourselves many awards, shiny and noble and of the rarest metals, for having spoken to each other so meaningfully. For truly, this chatter accomplishes much.