Disclaimer

Should have done this from the start:

Disclaimer:

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All material in this blog is fake, it is NOT representative of the opinions or ideas of the author, nor representative of anything really worthwhile for all that matter. If something bothers you, comment about it. Taken out of context, I imagine any number of statements on this blog could be misinterpreted or be incriminating. So let's not do that.