Glaven
Gl*a*ven
Noun
A fist covered in flaming naptha thrust repeatedly into the air, primarily when rocking out at parties. Refer to Andrew W.K. and / or Mr. T. beating in the ass of your father while enacting scenes from www.realultimatepower.net.
"Dude, raise that fucking glaven!"
Glorf
Gl*orf
Noun
1. Unidentifiable liquid that smells of inorganic origins.
"Dude, your floor is covered in glorf. Nasty."
2. Liquid of organic origins that is produced by one's body accidentally.
"Dude, I just totally glorfed on your desk. Sorry."
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A breif etymology of the two terms:
Glaven: Originated in the Swedish death metal schene, where it was frequently exclaimed at particularly rocking shows, along with other variants "himus!" and "wohoiven!" From the celtic "glavus" meaning a particuarly flagrant act of sadistic violence.
Glorf: Came into usage in RG's room sophmore year to describe the constant state of surfaces in that room. Derived from prelinguisitc phonemes often accompanying production of glorf, particularly of the second, organic, kind.
that is a good start, mr. mcateer, but we must do more to describe the many intricacies of glaven. for example, it is interchangeable with flaven. flaven is everywhere: riboflavian, flavian amphitheatre, the flavian rebellion.
i just like it as an interjection.
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