Friday, March 03, 2006

My Box Of Nature Valley Granola Bars Has 2 Carbohydrate Choices

I am certain of this. It says so right on the box. “Carbohydrate Choices: 2.” I wonder what they are? Perhaps a potato, or maybe some sort of unprocessed grain. Maybe the choices are more existential? To be carbohydrate or not to be carbohydrate? Thoroughly unclear. You would think the box would say something more along the lines of “eat me and enjoy my honey’d granola deliciousness.” But no. I am confronted with a dilemma that has no apparent solution, and all from trying to eat a granola bar.

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