I Am Covered In Some Sort of Viscous Blue Goo

Perhaps partially dried Listerine? Hard to say; it certainly lacks a minty aroma. Smell hard to identify, perhaps some sort of industrial solvent? I dearly hope that is not the scent of my acetone and polyester hot pants melting. They are but a thin layer of security between me and this godawful goo. Yes. Yes. It is most certainly eating through my clothing. Ruling Listerine out. The blueness, so vivid, almost a cobalt hue. No time to consider anymore. That is definitely burning.